- Random talk with my partner, Renoir. Mentioning freaky dreams, crappy writing, crazy schoolmates, Phantom (Renoir mostly), Sanzo-ikkou (Ryokiku mostly), and hailing fanfiction (both being insane). Pointlessness guaranteed -
Setting: LOSAC closing ceremony and SOEPRA performance
Renoir’s lines
Ryokiku’s lines
(It’s dark and these 2 nuts are writing in the dim illumination of the lamps outside and cellphone screens)
Don’t laugh, don’t say a word, don’t show this to Mercy, OK?
Ok, I’m not allowed to laugh or talk, so what am I supposed to do? Talk to you telepathically? :p
Haha. Ok, you may laugh but not too loud
Ok, just to be brief I slept with him. THERE!
OH DEAR GOD!! I thought u hate HENTAI?!
I can’t control my dreams, you BAKA!! And we’re not having sex if that’s what you’re thinking about
You’re dreaming sleeping with himà Ferry-sensei?? GOD MUST BE CRAZY!!
I KNOW!! I can’t sleep for the rest of the night!! Need I remind you it’s not making love? It’s just 2 people in one bed.
U want the details of this blasted dream? I need to get it outta my head _
You bet!! I’m an ultimate hyper hentai lover rite?!
We’re somewhere I dunno and I basically dun remember much about it but we be sleeping on this king-size bed (in a hotel maybe?) and he’s hugging me from behind (you get it) -_- and then I said “Bener ga apa ni?” and he said “nggak apalah” and I dun understand what it’s all about. Don’t tell ANYONE!!
Wekkk sooor… Did you wear any clothes?
YES!! -_-
Oh… And here I was hoping… L
If we weren’t I wouldn’t have dared to tell anyone, not even you N
Ur homicidal maniac of a sister knows?
WOULD NOT!! She’ll laugh VERY hard at me and I’ll be embarassed.
I’m laughing n u didn’t get embarassed of me o Ooh, lets say we’re practicing writing skills _
Bwahaha. I told you coz we’re still wearing clothes -_- Need I tell you it’s VERY comfortable 0
Oh god… You were foreseeing the future or stuff?
DAMMIT!! I dun think so. Coz we’re like what we’re now, not some married couple, not some married adult. Unless it’s gonna happen when we go to Bali or WTF.
Oh yeeeeaaahhhh!! I’ll pray every nighte to make sure That would HAPPEN!!
Hmph, I’ll kil u if u do… Or maybe it’s juz some weird dream coz some time before I dream becoming a second Phantom I dream I married Erik and had his children -_-
Ouch…and what about Christine?? That wretched girl is with Raoul?? Thank goodness!!
I dunno. Maybe he’s one of my Eriks from the wardrobe? All I need to say: I hate weird dreams.
Ooh… why? Stuff like that are hilarious Remember my dream about the debate n accounting team?
That’s funny. I dun have funny dreams. Weird IS weird and I mean INSANE WEIRD!! I have a date w/ Calvin, get married to Erik, sleep w/ Ferry, the school is destroyed, become Erik 3 times in a row… GEEZ!!
N dun forget the weirdest dream u have with me n SS -_-
HA!! I wanna throw up.
What was my expression? I didn’t enjoy it rite?
Hmm… Mr Pur caught him and the dean kick him outta school -_-
–BREAK–
(Renoir drew the date dream)
U carried him to ur dream, usually means u have a feeling for him
So that means I have feelings for Erik too? Oh joy, I love someone who doesn’t exist.
You need to see a psychiatrist -_- But I had a dream about him ( u know, my 1st luv) n we play soccer together. N u know what? I NEVER dream about SS at all, YAY!!
Yay! I dunno but if we judge my feelings by the dreams…
I am obsessed w/ Erik coz he appeared so damn much
I like Calvin coz we go on a subtle date (heck yeah T_T)
I lust for Ferry coz I slept w/ him -_-
Ooouch… I personally think thatI love u being paired with Calvin better than Ferry-sensei… Just my feeling though, as a future phsychologist
I dun want to -_- BTW what’s wrong w/ Ferry (apart from him being Tin2’s _) and why’s Calvin better?
Nothing particular. Just got a feeling that Calvin’s better for ya. And nothing’s wrong with Ferry-sensei. He’s a nice guy, though kinda scary sometimes ;p
Why? Coz Calvin’s insane like me? I honestly dun believe that.
And what do you believe then?
Errr… I dunno??
Hmmm… you’re torn between them? Or let me get this short: If you are to choose between Calvin and Ferry, which one you choose to be your soulmate?
I feel sumwhat like the stupid girl Christine, with you saying that -_- Only she has to choose between a homicidal maniac who lives five storeys underground and a stupid pretty boy. And meh? OK, one’s a damn great artist I consider as my big rival and the other’s… What’s Calvin? Singer? Guitarist? Public speaker?
(Mercy decides to be helpful and provides some information about Calvin)
He’s… uhm… a singer socialist who’s also one of SULOCO’s top leaders who NEVER WASH HIS UNDERWEAR!!
Ok, one’s an eligible bachelor who is still my rival and the other’s someone else’s boyfriend. So I dun wanna mess with someone taken so he’s outta the question. YAY!! ( jumps w/ joy). Oh btw, my mum dun like both. She say Calvin is “preman” and Ferry is a lazyass who is very sick and is no use. Of all 3 guys she only approved of Erik. In fact she likes to purposely match me with him -_-
She has known all ofthem??
Yeah. Calvin went over twice during class shooting (and he does nothing but sleep on MY sofa). Ferry… I showed her his photo of our XIH holiday in Colo and told her a lot about him. And she knew Erik coz she watched with me!!
(From this point on, it’s done during the nite after the whole writing team lost in SaDhar)
Your mom approves someone fictional?? And refuses the real ones?? She wishes you to be forever single or what??
Not exactly. She’s just joking but… I dun wanna fall in love.. WAAAHHH!!
I know exactly the feeling -_- I DUN WANNA FALL IN LOVE YAY!! Oh btw, among your classmates, who does your mother like most?
Dunno. She says Gustav is quite handsome and is impressive, DimSum is seemingly fun, Indra is more open than Ferry, Kendro is handsome too… No idea at all.
Sou ka… Gustav’s a bit freaky according to me… (he often teases me with Bonar -_- how the hell did he find out anyway??)
I dunno. My mum has a weird taste. I have to admit that Gustav is impressive, that is, his face is easy to remember _ Of all ex-XID, I remember 2. Amy, coz I went on debate competition with her, and Gustav becoz his face is weird.
(laughs) Weiiird… ahahaha… now that’s funny Wait wait, your mom likes Indra more than Ferry??
Yes. I dunno why. Her only bad comment about him is that he seem to be too carefree.
Hummm… and what about Kendro? He seems like a calm boy with good attittude.
Like Hakkai _ What? My opinion? Nothing specific. If you ask my mum’s opinion, I can’t answer.
Kendro = Hakkai?? Who’s the Gojyo then?
NO, don’t cast Sanzo-ikkou with XIH!! It will follow up with weird stuff, I am SURE of that. Remember during Lany’s singing competition? I sms-ed u and said that Ferry=Erik (?) and WTF. Then when I casted Encore it actually HAPPENED!! Now I’m stuck with another weird cast and a story that can’t go on due to said weird cast!!
Awww… but it’s all Phantom… you’ve got nothing to do with Saiyuki, it’s my territorry Soo… any suggestion?
It’s ur territory so u do the casting, MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Mou… I dunno much of your class…
What… The craziest guy in class is Deon. U need him?
OH YEAAAH!! He’ll be PERFECT!! (happy dance) Humm… any suggestion for Sanzo and Goku?
Goku is hard. I dunno anyone like that in class. The childish/silly ones I can think of … DimSum? WTF… Sanzo… The only person with “tampang jutek” like that is Ferry. Why are all our thoughts the same? You said what I wanted to write before I even did!!
Dun ask me!! I dun know!! Do we think we share some creepy telepathical or something?? Btw we’re no longer sleepy… being crazy wakes us up YAY!! Let’s go crazy!!
(Very happy dance) No sleepiness is good!! But the telepathy thing is scary 0_o
Yep, it creeps me out a bit… I dunno much of ur class but what the hell, where did those stuff come from?? DimSum and Ferry?? WTF??
What WTF? AAAAAAAAA… How did we think up of them? Stupid…
I just know that DimSum being the ‘clown’ in ur class, so I just figure that he’s kinda silly. While Ferry… I dunno, but his pouting face so much like Sanzo… ;
As well as his sleepy face, especially when he just woke up from sleep due to being yelled at by the teacher _
That thing happened? How? He used to sleep when we’re 10 grade, but never discovered somehow. Either the teacher were all stupid or he’s too lucky.
There’s this time he was second row from the front and the teacher happened to see him. After yelling 3-4 times he still won’t wake up. And then the guys around him also tried to wake him. Yelling, shaking him, tickling him under the shirt, and Nog hit his head with his water bottle but he still won’t wake up. And the Irine told Nog to pour water on him. She splashed a little on him and it wet his book but he’s still sleeping -_- And then because of some miracle the Sleeping Beauty finally woke up -_- And then… he thought his bottle leaked or something and asked his seatmate (whoever it is) why everything was wet -_- And everybody just laughed.
How tiring… (cape deh maksudnya ) Whoa, he’s been groped underneath his shirt and didn’t even flinch? (Oh God most of the boys in your class are hypersex or what? ;p) I bet he’s a heavier sleeper than Daniel! Maybe I should change the Sleeping Beauty role into him… BTW, did Mrs. Irene mad for him sleeping during her lessons?
Hahaha… She’s a bit mad, but she’ll be fine if he could answer the question correctly _
He could? Oh, Ferry-sensei’s a real genius!
ALL HAIL FANFICTION!! I now have an insane friend!!
ALL HAIL FANFICTION!! Allowing me to meet with an insane maniac!! (dances) This must be a FATE! (without stay/night)
To think that I first met u after the extracurricular and you told me about XIA’s drama with Napoleon and whoever it is that become Antoinette and Wowo brought guns and swords, etc.
This silly conversation ends here because both Ryokiku and Renoir were recruited to be Gizella’s personal editors and story-trainers and not long after that Ryokiku got knocked out and Renoir freaked herself with her drawing
